You're so nebulous sometimes
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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