yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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