you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
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I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
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Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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