Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
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I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I FOUND THE LEGS
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Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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