Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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