New invention idea: vibrating tampons
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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