Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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