im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
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i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
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Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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