Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
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