Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
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i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
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Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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