and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
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