The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
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Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
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I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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