i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
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ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
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His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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