how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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