I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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