I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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