Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
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I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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