Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
third nipple confirmed
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Randomize
