I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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