so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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