The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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