happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
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Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
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That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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