Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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