So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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