Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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