I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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