She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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