garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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