so explain again why im purple
no
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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