If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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