physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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