She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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