I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Damn victory sex feels great
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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