he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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