in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
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Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
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We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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