is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
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okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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