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She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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