does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
