i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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