Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
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We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
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You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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