Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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