so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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