And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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