People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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