just tell him i said nine months
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
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If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
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What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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