Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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