help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Randomize
