On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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