where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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