Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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