So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Randomize
