Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
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can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
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"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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