like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
So much Jack, so little girl.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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