If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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